Shhhhh

🐇💋If u are reading this, go away✨💕

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

Wanda and Pietro are really supposed to be like 16 or 17 in Age of Ultron I can’t stop laughing

BEHOLD……A TENTH GRADER

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(via pottsfieldpumpkins)

thegestianpoet:
“Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.
”

thegestianpoet:

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.

(Source: kotbliny, via trashboat)

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

I just found a really old blog where a bunch of people genuinely tried to buy an island for Tumblr people to live on, and the entire blog was just them arguing about what the laws on that island should be and how they should fund it

the url is teamisland if anyone wants to look back in horror

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the juxtaposition of these two posts is the only evidence you ever need that no one on this website should ever be allowed power

(via trashboat)

out-there-on-the-maroon:

havanapitbull:

the crew goes out into the forest just to film random b-roll shit and the director accidentally finds the like..rarest worm on earth so they run back to their house like COYOTE LOOK and then there is a very heartfelt and sincere response to weird worm including an entire mounted piece of wall art apparently

I’m real happy that this man is out there living his dream life. All he wants is marvel at nature and writhe in pain for a camera, and he gets to do both as his job. 

(Source: glorywholhero32, via trashboat)

homoerotic-ads:
“fucking 5 hit combo this one
”

homoerotic-ads:

fucking 5 hit combo this one 

(via ballsdeepinhomework)

bisexual-beleren:
“ fynpoe:
“god !!!!!!!!!!!! i read this 39 times over n over again !!!!!!!!!!!!
”
THIS IS SO FUCKING SOFT ANDRIEW HOZIER BYRNE I WOULD FUCKING DIE FOR YOU
”

bisexual-beleren:

fynpoe:

god !!!!!!!!!!!! i read this 39 times over n over again !!!!!!!!!!!! 

THIS IS SO FUCKING SOFT ANDRIEW HOZIER BYRNE I WOULD FUCKING DIE FOR YOU

(Source: girls4thor, via ballsdeepinhomework)

avatar-14:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“(via lowghen)
”
MAKE HIM REGRET
*spec prep*
BEING BORN *spec prep*
”

avatar-14:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via lowghen)

MAKE HIM REGRET

*spec prep*

BEING BORN

*spec prep*

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via whatthehecksasalad)

zampl:

zampl:

had a dream that you could play fortnite in real life for college credit

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(via lazycabrona)

Had a dream I was about to get down w some guy who it seems my brain made up and then he said “I could kill you right now” and I was like “wtf” and then next thing I know I see there’s a switchblade/boxcutter in his hands that he plans to murder me with so I am terrified and try to push it into his hand to cut him as Idk what happened next bc I can’t remember but I don’t think I’m ever going on a date or feeling the warm touch of a man again.